Turns out aliens do care about quality — and Earth’s grass-fed cows are top of the menu in the intergalactic food scene.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton men's shirt
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!